Captain Steve Rogers

Tony apparently has a cold.

sweartodrunkimgod:

noiwontfonduewithyou:

He sounds awful too, he keeps calling me Stebe and tried to get Clint to “spoon” with him.

Clint threw a pillow at him so instead he’s trying to get Carlos to cuddle with him.

carlos is the only one who lobes me 

Stebe? 

Stebe where are you 

Stebe I’m cold again

I thought you said you were making me soup 

jarbis if you are reading this I need soup 

Tony, I left you soup on the nightstand because I knew you don’t like it when people hand things to you.

Do you need extra blankets now? 

Should I go get some for you?

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Tony apparently has a cold.

He sounds awful too, he keeps calling me Stebe and tried to get Clint to “spoon” with him.

Clint threw a pillow at him so instead he’s trying to get Carlos to cuddle with him.

People these days.

sweartodrunkimgod:

noiwontfonduewithyou:

sweartodrunkimgod:

What don’t people understand about how I don’t like being handed things

Tony, not everyone realizes you don’t like being handed things. Plus you don’t always tell people.

You wouldn’t tell me and Miss Potts had to finally tell me why you kept glaring at me and ignoring me everytime I tried to hand you documents or orders. 

Yeah but that was back when we first met. 

And you had just taken a 70 year power-nap. 

Everyone else in the world knows me, therefore should know not to stick things in my face. 

…that was not a power nap. 

Also you still tell some people! I’ve heard you tell people to not hand you things before. I just think you like to selectively tell people so you can feel good about being mad at them for no reason.

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People these days.

sweartodrunkimgod:

What don’t people understand about how I don’t like being handed things

Tony, not everyone realizes you don’t like being handed things. Plus you don’t always tell people.

You wouldn’t tell me and Miss Potts had to finally tell me why you kept glaring at me and ignoring me everytime I tried to hand you documents or orders. 

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Merry Christmas everyone!

sweartodrunkimgod:

noiwontfonduewithyou:

sweartodrunkimgod:

noiwontfonduewithyou:

I hope you all have a wonderful and safe Christmas~ 

The Avengers mansion was filled with presents this morning, and Natasha and I made an amazing Christmas breakfast!

Even Teacup had an amazing Christmas, he got all sorts of presents even some from Tony .

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He’s been a very happy cat here.

His name is Carlos. 

…no Tony, it’s Teacup.

No his name is Carlos now. 

He answers to Carlos. 

You are such a jerk for renaming my cat.

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Merry Christmas everyone!

sweartodrunkimgod:

noiwontfonduewithyou:

I hope you all have a wonderful and safe Christmas~ 

The Avengers mansion was filled with presents this morning, and Natasha and I made an amazing Christmas breakfast!

Even Teacup had an amazing Christmas, he got all sorts of presents even some from Tony .

Photobucket

He’s been a very happy cat here.

His name is Carlos. 

…no Tony, it’s Teacup.

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Merry Christmas everyone!

I hope you all have a wonderful and safe Christmas~ 

The Avengers mansion was filled with presents this morning, and Natasha and I made an amazing Christmas breakfast!

Even Teacup had an amazing Christmas, he got all sorts of presents even some from Tony .

Photobucket

He’s been a very happy cat here.